Copyright (Eng) - скопировано правильно? CPU not found. Press any key for software emulation.
CPU not found. Running software emulation.
CРU cooler - it makes your CРU cool!
Difference between a virus & Windows? Viruses never fail.
Documentation - The worst part of programming.
DOS никогда не говорит EXCELLENT command or filename...
Double the speed of your computer: DEL C:\WINDOWS\*.*
Einz, zwei - polizei, drei, vier - 'mkdir'.
Error 0x1A: парковка винчестера в неположенном месте.
Error 109: Error 108
Error 207: Invalid floating point operation. Заплыв за буйки.
Error 32 - not found mouse pad.
ESC - сделай паузу, скушай водку!!!
F6 - Enter - Tab , F6 - Enter - Tab... I like to move it, move it!!!
File not found. Nobody leaves the room!
Format винту не товарищ
Format твою C:.
From Gates в переводе на русский ИзВрат.
God is Real, unless declared as Integer.
Hello World! 17 errors, 31 warnings
HEX по телефону. Только для совершеннолетних хакеров.
Hiroshima"45... Chernobyl"86... Windows"95...
Host-Dog.
I have two pets: a large main cat, and a small emergency backup one.
IBM = I Buy Macintosh
If you can"t make it good, make it look good /Bill Gates/
In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was 1.0...
Include this in your WIN.INI file: BUGS=OFF
Intel - самая большая каменотёсная контора.